isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
since i was born i started to decaaaay
Do u think I’ll be considered a cool mom in twenty years when I’m blasting fall out boy in my mini van as I drop my kids off at school
I’m 72% water and 28% fall out boy lyrics
but that’s just who i am this week
hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
oh its december 1st *snorts hot coco powder* i fkn LOVE christmas *wraps lights around my naked body and runs around town* CHRISTMAS